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Las Vegas News of the Week

 
July 7, 2008
Vegas4Visitors Weekly

by Rick Garman


Live Long and Prosper… Just Not in Vegas
The Star Trek Experience at the Las Vegas Hilton will close in September after more than a decade of thrilling geeks from around the world. I kid because I love.

There seems to be some confusion and a bit of finger pointing regarding exactly why the attraction is shutting down, with the hotel and the operators of The Experience both suggesting it was the others fault for failing to renew the lease. Regardless, this August’s annual Star Trek convention will be the final frontier for a bunch of guys who live in their parents’ basement.

I’m joking! It’s just so easy.

The Star Trek Experience opened in 1997 and featured Star Trek memorabilia and an interactive motion simulator ride that took passengers on a chase through space. The Borg 4-D attraction was added a few years later with more audience/actor participation and high-tech wizardry. The venue also featured the requisite gift shop and a Star Trek themed restaurant and bar that was a favorite haunt for the local Las Vegas Trek enthusiast. Now there’s a group you want to drink with.

The owners of The Experience say they are looking at other options, which could include another Vegas location but I’m placing that firmly in the “believe it when I see it” category.

As far as what will happen to the spacey space at the Hilton, no one is talking although there continues to be a great deal of speculation about a possible Michael Jackson comeback at this hotel so is anyone feeling a Jackson’s museum perhaps?

And if you thought I had inappropriate jokes about Star Trek fans imagine what I’m going to do with Michael Jackson.

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Bye Bye Borgie

Rock is Rolling on with Major Expansion
Drive by the
Hard Rock these days and the place looks like it is being attacked by construction equipment. It’s all part of a massive three-quarter of a billion dollar expansion that is expected to be complete in a little more than a year.

On the list of additions is a new hotel tower with nearly 900 rooms (which will more than double the inventory to over 1,500), a revamp to the very popular pool area, new restaurants and retail, double the amount of casino space, and an all new Joint concert venue.

The existing portions of the hotel are already getting revamps with new room décor and a few changes to the lineup of the current roster of dining establishments.

September 2009 is the target launch date of the new Hard Rock.

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A Room with an Explosive View
You know how the walls in most Vegas hotels are pretty thin, allowing all manners of noise to filter in and keep you awake? Now compare that to a hotel where there were explosions going on outside all night. Puts things into perspective, doesn’t it?

That could be the scenario for not one but two casino hotels being planned for a North Las Vegas location that is right next door to a National Guard training facility where they, you know, practice blowing crap up.

A story in the Las Vegas Review Journal indicates the National Guard is none too happy about their impending new neighbors but the deal appears to be done and, pending planning approval and financing arrangements, the first of the two local hotels with rooms, casinos, movie theaters, and more could begin construction sooner rather than later.

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Vegas4Visitors Weekly Awards
The Rescheduling Nightmare of the Week Award goes to upcoming Criss Angel/Cirque du Soleil show “
Believe” at Luxor, or rather the people who had already bought tickets and planned travel for the September debut, which has now been delayed by two weeks. September 12 is now the first preview and October 9 is now the official grand opening.

The It Was Fun While It Lasted Award of the Week goes to the cast and crew of Spamalot at Wynn Las Vegas, which will have its final performance this Sunday, July 13 after more than a year’s worth of shows. The theater will be revamped and play home to impressionist Danny Gans who is moving across the street from The Mirage later this year.

The Yikes Award of the Week goes to the Tropicana where they reportedly found traces of E. coli bacteria in the part of the water system. One of the hotel’s towers was shut down for four days while they tested and retested the water but couldn’t find any additional evidence of the bug.

The Idiot of the Week Award goes to Joe Francis, founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” video series. Granted there are a lot of options for why one would consider him the Idiot of the Week but this particular award is being bestowed because he has allegedly run up so much gambling debt at Wynn Las Vegas that the hotel is suing him. The bill? $2 million. That’s a lot of play on those nickel slots, dude. For the record, Francis’s spokesperson says the lawsuit has as little merit as the sleazy videos he produces. I’m paraphrasing.

And finally, the Lucky Bastards of the Week Award go to the residents of Frisco, Texas who will be the beneficiaries of the first non-Las Vegas location of The Cupcakery. The owners of what I consider to be the best cupcake venue in existence are from the Texas area, hence the expansion. Now, if they could just find a reason to open one in Los Angeles, everything would be just fine.

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Feature of the Week

 
Show Review: Wayne Brady: Making It Up
 

The title of Wayne Brady’s show at the Venetian is not just a catchy slogan it’s a literal explanation of what you’re going to see: made up stuff. He’s a master of improvisational comedy and almost the entire evening is invented off the cuff from audience suggestions and participation, turning the variety show format into a high-wire act of humor.

A lot of people these days know Wayne Brady from his Fox television karaoke show “Don’t Forget the Lyrics” but while there is audience participation it doesn’t involve them singing. Instead, the focus here is on the kind of improv that Brady did every week on the Drew Carey hosted “Who’s Line Is It Anyway?” that ran on ABC for years (and still plays on ABC Family in endless repeats).

With a crack band, back-up singers and dancers, and fellow improv comic Jonathan Magnum, Brady keeps the laughs rolling with a series of made up on the spot sketches, games, and songs many of which involve dragging unsuspecting audience members into the spotlight.

For example, he brought one woman up on stage and asked her what she did for a living and to give an example of a situation from her work life. Turns out she was a Federal Agent and told Brady about the guy she busted who was trying to smuggle ecstasy into the US in his adult diapers. He quickly turned that into not only a sketch but an entire musical number and proved that he is funnier and faster on his feet than you and I will ever be.

Brady uses many classic improvisation games like “Human Props,” where audience members are asked to be the inanimate objects in a scene (doors, cars, seat belts, etc.) and “Sound Effects” where they have to make all the noises (opening a bottle, jumping in water, grilling meat). The fact that most of them can’t keep up is where most of the humor comes from and he merely steps back and lets them make big fools of themselves, in a good-natured kind of way.

But it’s the songs that are the most impressive pieces of the show. Get two middle-aged men on stage – an accountant and a financial advisor – and he immediately creates a rap battle between the two, complete with rhymes and choreography. Audience suggestions of a singer and a made up song title inspire instant full-fledged numbers out of thin air, all of which are laugh-out-loud funny.

Of special note here is the band and his back-up singers who somehow manage to keep up with every spur of every moment at break neck pace.

Brady is also an inspired mimic. His Prince was spot-on and the show closer – a series of real songs from the likes of Sam Cooke, James Brown, and Sammy Davis Jr. – were a delightful blend of impression and homage.

Making It Up is, in many ways, a throwback to classic Vegas variety shows, with singing, dancing, lots of laughs, and a general sense of genial fun. The fact that it’ll be different every time you see it means it’s a show you could go to over and over again.

Vegas4Visitors Grade: A

Wayne Brady: Making It Up
The Venetian
3355 Las Vegas Blvd. S
866-641-7469
website
Price:

  • $54 and up, plus tax
    Showtimes:
  • Thu-Mon 9pm

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  • Feature of the Week

     
    Casino Cage Match: Bellagio vs. Wynn Las Vegas
     

    When picking hotels to pit against one another in the Casino Cage Match, I like to try to find places that are somewhat comparable in terms of their mission statement (whether it's stated or implied). I mean, I could put an budget hotel like Excalibur against a luxury hotel like Caesars Palace but it wouldn't be a fair fight since Caesars is just so much "more" than Excalibur (although the latter would probably win in the cost category).

    In Las Vegas there are probably no two hotels that are more closely matched than Bellagio and Wynn Las Vegas. In addition to competing for the same upscale crowd they were even designed and shepherded into existence by the same person, casino magnate Steve Wynn.

    Now that Bellagio is owned by corporate giant MGM Mirage while Wynn, appropriately enough, owns Wynn the two have become competitors for the moneyed, luxury crowd. So which one does a better job? Read on.

    Parking and Access
    The parking structures at Bellagio and Wynn are very similar, simple 4-story structures located directly adjacent to the building. Getting in and out is relatively simple for both once you get off the actual street but Bellagio faces a challenge because of its location. The busy Center Strip spot means lots of additional traffic (both vehicle and pedestrian) than Wynn's slightly less busy North Strip location so access is just a little easier at Wynn.

    Once you park your vehicle, getting into the hotel is a breeze at both places but Bellagio gets some bonus points here. Its garage puts you right into the Conservatory area, just a few feet away from the lobby and very close to the casino whereas the Wynn garage puts you into a relatively narrow hallway by the poker room that requires a long trek to the check in desk.

    Although the traffic thing is daunting, I have to tip this one to Bellagio just for ease of use once you get inside.

    Checking In
    Both hotels have the multi-line check-in that I absolutely despise, where each agent has their own line and you have to try to figure out which one is going to move faster. If you're like me and you always choose the line at the grocery store with the person ahead of you that has a coupon for every single item, you'll know what I mean when I say this can be a frustrating experience.

    Since both hotels fail in that regard and the staff at both is top notch, we have to compare the experience and surroundings.

    Bellagio's lobby is huge and stunning, with the big colorful blown glass chandelier, art work, floral arrangements, mosaic tile, and more. The only downside to this is that the area is as much an attraction as the fountains out front with hordes of tourists snapping pictures. After being on a long flight or car ride, I don't really fancy being in Aunt Edna's photos that she's showing back home to the neighbors. Wynn's lobby, by comparison, is much more sedate in good and bad ways. There are works of art and flowers but the room is smaller and less awe-inspiring that Bellagio's. But that does mean fewer people photographing you with airplane hair.

    Part of the Vegas experience is "going big" and having a lobby like the one at Bellagio definitely qualifies so I'm giving the nod to that hotel in this category.

    Getting To Your Room
    Once again both hotels face similar demerits in this category because both require you to walk through the casino to get to your room. As we all know, fighting the crowds while loaded down with luggage - or stumbling back to find your bed at 5am after a night of partying - just isn't fun.

    It's actually further from the front desk, front door, and parking garage to the elevators at Wynn Las Vegas but the good news here is that you can skirt the edges of the casino as opposed to having to walk directly through it. At Bellagio it's still quite a long journey from the entry points and you have to walk through the heart of the gambling action.

    The winner here is Wynn Las Vegas.

    Rooms
    This is where personal taste makes a big impression on the decision making.

    The rooms at the two hotels are elegant, luxurious, and loaded with the finest in-room amenities in town. In fact if you compare the two solely on what you get while you're in there, they are almost perfectly matched.

    The differences come in play with the decor and overall feeling of the spaces. Bellagio's rooms are more classical in design, with furnishings, drapes, fabrics, and art that while modern, evoke a more old-world style. Wynn Las Vegas, meanwhile, is all about modernity, with sleek lines, bold colors, and high-tech everything.

    The standard rooms at Wynn Las Vegas are also only a little bigger in terms of square-footage but they just feel bigger - more open, airy, and brightly lit.

    My taste runs to the modern, so I'm giving this category to Wynn Las Vegas.

    Casino
    Another personal taste and past experience category surrounds the gambling experience.

    To be honest, neither casino is among my favorites for places to play. Bellagio feels a little too stuffy for my tastes and Wynn, while more comfortable aesthetically, doesn't have very good spacing between the tables and machines.

    So for me it has to come down to where I have won the most money. I know that's not very fair and is all luck of the draw (hence the whole "gambling" thing) but when two casinos are fairly evenly matched in all other considerations then I have to find some way to tip it in one direction or another.

    I've won more money at Wynn, so Wynn wins.

    Service and Amenities
    The staff at both hotels is professionally courteous and efficient but I've always felt a little bit more "warmth" at Wynn. That isn't the exact word I want but I can't come up with a better one so we'll just go with it. There's nothing wrong with the service at Bellagio but it can sometimes come off as a bit brusque.

    In terms of things to do inside the building, there are winners on both sides. Wynn Las Vegas has more entertainment (two show rooms instead of one), more shopping, more interesting restaurants, the better buffet, a bigger pool, and an onsite golf course. Bellagio, on the other hand, has the iconic fountains out front and conservatory and art gallery inside, things Wynn just can't match.

    I went back and forth on this one for quite awhile. In the end though, the service difference and the "more" aspect tips this one to Wynn, but only by the slimmest margin. There may be a hanging chad involved so a recount is possible.

    Cost
    Both hotels are almost painfully expensive, so we're measuring the winner in this category by degrees of how outraged you'll be when you get the bill.

    At Bellagio you can sometimes get a room during the week for less than $200 a night and occasionally a room on the weekend for less than $300. It's rare but it can happen. At Wynn Las Vegas those prices are also possible but are even more difficult to find.

    This is a sweeping generalization but the rates at Wynn Las Vegas are usually more expensive than at Bellagio. Not always and not always by a lot, but usually.

    Now, granted, as discussed you get more at Wynn - more stuff in the hotel, a bigger room, and the like. But it's still going to cost you more so Bellagio takes this category.

    The Decision
    What we have here in terms of categories is, essentially, a tie. Wynn got 4 out of 7 but the Service and Amenities category was basically a split decision and there's that whole hanging chad thing so it's more like 3.5 to 3.5.

    But Wynn Las Vegas won the more important categories such as rooms and casino, while Bellagio took things like best parking (and even then it wasn't a knockout punch).

    So the winner of this edition of Casino Cage Match is Wynn Las Vegas.

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